I’m Seth, a “software engineer” (source: trust me, bro) and a lifelong practitioner of high-context copy-paste engineering. My day-to-day tools of choice are Ruby (for when I want my bugs to be elegant) and Elixir (for when I want my bugs to be distributed).
- Professional hot takes: x.com/SethHorsley
- Serious business persona: linkedin.com/in/sethhorsley
Here you’ll find:
- Half-finished experiments
- Spaghetti disguised as microservices
- TODO lists that outnumber the actual code
- Open source projects that are basically performance art
Please star them so I can feel something.





